Lit Johnny Joke

Skools Out · #1 08-04-2006, 01:05 AM

> >Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
>go into the woods.
> >Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate
>embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain
> >himself as he ran home and started to tell his
> >mother.
> >
> >
> >"Mommy, I was at the playg round and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
>with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane
> >a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
> >Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
> >
> >At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
>interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
>to see the look on Daddy's face when
> >you tell it tonight."
> >
> >At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
>started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
> >into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
>Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
> >helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
>the >same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
>Army."
> >
> >Mommy fainted!
> >
> >
> >
> >Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
>interrupt.