Hans...

[reelapeelin]

Hans vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut
off all of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky
doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I
can do."

Hans said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.

"Lord-it's 2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da
finkers?"

To vhich Hans says........"How vas I suppose to pick dem up?"

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