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A woman goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The woman excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."The woman nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog will do what he has been trained to do.She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing happens. The woman is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So the woman calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The woman welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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LMAO, that sounds like a plan to me, it will only work on blondes but what the hey I'm easy 8)
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;D ;Dlol good one stink ;D
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HaHaHaHa!!!
I'll be telling that one all week.
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;D THat gives me a idea
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