Verification of existence.

[tsubaki]

So, my wife gets a call from her mother today regarding Social Security's need to verify the existence of her 103 year mother (wife's grandmother).
They want to interview the 103 year old to see if she is in fact alive.
My mother in law asked my wife what she thought they should do being they are 35 miles from the nearest Social Security office. Not wanting to drive for 45 minutes, then sitting in an office for 4-5 hours and then driving back another 45 minutes.
Wife's answer was real simple. "Tell them to go up there to your house and see her in her own house, they have the address, they don't like it, tell them to kiss your ***"!

We'll see how this plays out:

Hope Nanny don't have her pistol too close.