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NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE RELATIONS
An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program. During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:
"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?" After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied: "You know, I don't really know--I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year." 
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 1978 V20 Cuddy w/ 225 Johnson. And Several other boat's 
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12-20-2005, 09:54 AM
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Re: NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE RELATIONS
At the ''Old Folks Home'', old geeser confides in female resident how much he misses sex; asks her to hold his Johnson, which she does and becomes a ''regular'' event. Several months later, the woman finds the old man with another woman's hand down the front of his pants.
''You old two-timin' so&so...what does she have that I don't'', she exclaims! ''Palsey'', he replied.
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha 
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