NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE RELATIONS
 

An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program. During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:

"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next
commercial break, replied:

"You know, I don't really know--I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."

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Re: NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE RELATIONS
 

At the ''Old Folks Home'', old geeser confides in female resident how much he misses sex; asks her to hold his Johnson, which she does and becomes a ''regular'' event. Several months later, the woman finds the old man with another woman's hand down the front of his pants.

''You old two-timin' so&so...what does she have that I don't'', she exclaims!

''Palsey'', he replied.