this is how the fight started....

[Stinky_Hooker]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .


....you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?


Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and THAT'S when the fight started...