DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish................................49.


Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.


Athletic...............................No breasts.


Average looking....................Moooo.


Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.


Emotionally Secure..............On medication.


Feminist..............................Fat.


Free spirit............................Junkie.


Friendship first......................Former $lut.


New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.


Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.


Open-minded.......................Desperate.


Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.


Professional.........................B!tch.


Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.


Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.


Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.