The perfect woman:

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The perfect woman:



MY PERFECT WOMAN
TOP 25 THING A PREFECT WOMAN SHOULD SAY


1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pu$$y!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and ..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.

5. God..if I don't get to bl@@ you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you go fishing on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to fish on Saturday

14. Honey..our new neighbor girl is sunbathing again, come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for ..your Harley.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go fishing ....with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Christ, not the fu$$ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross ...country with your biker buddies.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!


NOW THAT'S MY KINDA WOMAN

21
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22 !!!!!

[reelapeelin]

5

[Airslot]

Guys, it was was snowing here yesterday. Had to post something.

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[shicks007]

That's good, I think 1,3,5 and 6 are the funniest.

[macojoe]

I like 5

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If I ever heard 13 I'd drop dead.

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[TheTinMan]

26. After we have sex, please rollover and go right to sleep, I don't want to cuddle.

[reelapeelin]

Second choice #24...understanding not WHILE engaged in #5...poor form and all... ;D ;D...

[Airslot]

Rap, poor form indeed. Now Stinky on the other hand...

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