Lil' Sister

[reelapeelin]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
>down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
>
>It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
>anyone else.
>
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
> to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome.
> She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
> committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
> going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
> come up and get me."
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
>stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
>front door.
> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
> entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
> better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
>
>
>

[reelapeelin]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
>down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
>
>It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
>anyone else.
>
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
> to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome.
> She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
> committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
> going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
> come up and get me."
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
>stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
>front door.
> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
> entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
> better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
>
>
>

[tsubaki]

;D

[tsubaki]

;D

[Shawsee]

LMAO good one Reel! :D

[Shawsee]

LMAO good one Reel! :D

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! ;D

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! ;D

[msbhammer]

That was Great. ;D

[msbhammer]

That was Great. ;D