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Lil' Sister
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for over a year, and so we decided to get married. > >There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful >younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very >tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend >down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. > >It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near >anyone else. > > One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check > the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered > to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't > overcome. > She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and > committed my life to her sister. > > Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm > going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just > come up and get me." > I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I >stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the >front door. > I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my > entire future family was standing outside all clapping! > With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are > very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a > better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" > >And the moral of this story is: > > Always keep your condoms in your car. > > > > |
Lil' Sister
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for over a year, and so we decided to get married. > >There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful >younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very >tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend >down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. > >It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near >anyone else. > > One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check > the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered > to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't > overcome. > She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and > committed my life to her sister. > > Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm > going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just > come up and get me." > I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I >stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the >front door. > I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my > entire future family was standing outside all clapping! > With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are > very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a > better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" > >And the moral of this story is: > > Always keep your condoms in your car. > > > > |
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LMAO good one Reel! :D
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THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! ;D
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THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! ;D
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That was Great. ;D
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That was Great. ;D
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