Heaven?

[reelapeelin]

> > It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept
> > people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was
> > standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about
> > the day you died." > > The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my
>wife was having an
> > affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over
> > the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the
> > balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the
> > edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting
> > his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the
> > refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The
> > strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." > > St. Peter
>couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was
> > a crime of passion, he let the man in. > > He then asked the next man in
>line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it
> > was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of
> > my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the
> > edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some
> > maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer.
> > Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
> > refrigerator on me!" > > St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and
>decided he could really
> > start to enjoy this job. > > "Tell me about the day you died?", he said
>to the third man in line. > > "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a
>refrigerator...."
> > >





Somehow Willy figures in this story ... although I don't know where ??? ...Probably the guy in the fridge



;D ;D ;D ...

an oldie but a goodie, I always laugh at that one

[msbhammer]

Willy is all over this one. LOL. That was a great one REEL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[willy]

A reputation is a terrible thing to waste, where did I go wrong Ozinheimer ;D