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Heaven?
> > It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept
> > people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was > > standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about > > the day you died." > > The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my >wife was having an > > affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over > > the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the > > balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the > > edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting > > his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the > > refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The > > strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." > > St. Peter >couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was > > a crime of passion, he let the man in. > > He then asked the next man in >line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it > > was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of > > my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the > > edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some > > maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. > > Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a > > refrigerator on me!" > > St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and >decided he could really > > start to enjoy this job. > > "Tell me about the day you died?", he said >to the third man in line. > > "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a >refrigerator...." > > > Somehow Willy figures in this story ... although I don't know where ??? ...Probably the guy in the fridge ;D ;D ;D ... |
Re: Heaven?
an oldie but a goodie, I always laugh at that one
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Re: Heaven?
Willy is all over this one. LOL. That was a great one REEL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Heaven?
A reputation is a terrible thing to waste, where did I go wrong Ozinheimer ;D
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