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The Genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan were all together one day...I don't know how...just work with me here...
They come across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it. I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada " POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
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11-29-2007, 02:38 PM
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Re: The Genie
;D ;D ;D ;D
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11-29-2007, 03:27 PM
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One problem, The Texan is a Bush lover and they love OIL they would have never said fill it with water! ;)
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11-29-2007, 03:55 PM
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Yeah, more like fill it all of the ugly women in the world.
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11-29-2007, 09:10 PM
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Re: The Genie
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11-29-2007, 10:17 PM
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Re: The Genie
C_YENSEN said I would have picked boiling acid, but I guess it is a personal preference
but I want to add PIG blood and parts. Nothing to good for those bassturds. *
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