DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

[Skools Out]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish................................49.


Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.


Athletic...............................No breasts.


Average looking....................Moooo.


Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.


Emotionally Secure..............On medication.


Feminist..............................Fat.


Free spirit............................Junkie.


Friendship first......................Former $lut.


New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.


Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.


Open-minded.......................Desperate.


Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.


Professional.........................B!tch.


Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.


Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.


Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

[phester]

skools...where the hell you find these things??

[Skools Out]

LOL they are stuff i recieve in emails lol just ask Franco about the rest he's on my email joke list lol.

[captbent]

Boy is that the truth did some online dates