My anniversery...

Airslot · #1 02-22-2007, 02:23 PM

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A woman awakes during the night to find that
her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen

table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.She
watches
as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you
remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he
asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that
her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The wo rds were not
coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back
seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and
said......"I would have gotten out today."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Airslot · #2 02-22-2007, 02:23 PM

;D ;D

A woman awakes during the night to find that
her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen

table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.She
watches
as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you
remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he
asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that
her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The wo rds were not
coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back
seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and
said......"I would have gotten out today."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D