I Think I Found

[parishht]

a picture of MJ and Chum out fishing:

[msbhammer]

:-X :-X :-X :-X :P ;D

[TunaHead]

In the northern midwest where folks of Scandinavian descent are everywhere they tell lots of jokes about Sven and Ole and Ole's wife Lena. *These are best read with a Scandinavian accent!

Ole and Sven went fishing one day in a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy. Ole said, "We better mark this spot so we can come back and catch more fish." Sven then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large "X". Ole asked him what he was doing, and Sven told him he was marking the spot so they could come back tomorrow to catch more fish. Ole said, "Ya big dummy, how do ya know ve are going to get da same boat tomorrow?"

Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died'."
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died?' Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If its money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more."
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.' "

[Mac_Attack]

Tuna and parishht good ones! Say ya to da UP!

[Pipe_Dream]

Originally Posted by Mac_Attack

Tuna and parishht good ones! Say ya to da UP! *

Ya, to da Up Nort! (Got any pasties?)

[macojoe]

I am Sven! ;)