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Airport Security
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT : Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3172 Enlarged Prostates 8249 Breast Implants 59350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that 435 members of congress had no balls. Thought you'd like to know.
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless. 
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02-11-2014, 06:59 PM
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I heard about a guy who was pissed off about having to be felt up so he popped a viagra before going to the airport wearing sweatpants.
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1985 Wellcraft V-20, Evinrude ETEC 150: SOLD 1979 Marine Trader 44, twin Ford Lehman 120s 2006 Panga 14, Tohatsu 20
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02-11-2014, 09:54 PM
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God) Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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