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Destroyer

02-10-2014 10:38 PM

Airport Security

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT :

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3172
Enlarged Prostates 8249
Breast Implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 435 members of congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.

cfelton

02-11-2014 09:04 AM

Thats funny!! I like that !

bradford

02-11-2014 06:59 PM

I heard about a guy who was pissed off about having to be felt up so he popped a viagra before going to the airport wearing sweatpants.

GREYWOLF

02-11-2014 07:08 PM

:you::you: I bet they thought he was packing a long gun LOL

Destroyer

02-11-2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREYWOLF (Post 211507)

:you::you: I bet they thought he was packing a long gun LOL

Or a Derranger :you:

bradford

02-12-2014 09:45 AM

Harrington & RICHARDSON

Pipe_Dream

02-12-2014 10:03 AM

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...sc/customs.jpg
No one is above suspicion.

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