New Cuckoo Clock...

[reelapeelin]

Subject: Night out with'' the Girls''


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckoo ed 3 times. Quickly, realizing
my husband would probably wake up, I cuckoo ed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and
I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got
away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I
asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckoo ed three
times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckoo ed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckoo ed another 3 times, giggled, cuckoo ed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and pharted...