[twistedparrot]

1121 dawes road? that aint no gym. thats a gay bar! workin out.... is that what y'all call it these days?


and i aint gettin up at 4:30 even if its to roll over onto a cheerleader!



i can hear it now. tonight, after he puts those beautiful babies in bed and crawls into bed with his wife... "baby, am i gettin fat?"