Some knee slappers, thanks PD!!

Today I was congratulated, I was talking to a friend of mine and told him I was driving by a school and saved this young girl from getting raped
He said that's great, how old was she?
I said about 12
He said you must be very proud of yourself and what you prevented
I said , yeah it was a close one
He said , how did you do it.
I said,,I changed my mind.

Saint Peter was standing by the golden arch.he seen two black guys walking towards him
He ran to Jesus and asked Jesus what he should do cause he never had black guys walking towards the arch
Jesus said to Saint Peter, Son accept them with open arms, if they are here then they deserve to be here, Saint Peter thanked Jesus and returned to the golden arches
About ten minutes passed and Saint Peter walked back to Jesus
Jesus said why are you back
Saint Peter said they are gone
Jesus said,,,,The black guys?
Saint Peter said,,no,the gates

Trying to keep it light. Just had to put one of my dogs down and ain't got the will or desire to address any political bullchit.

Sorry to here that pipe dream , I gave a dog too and my wife loves her ! I dread the day that that happens they become part of the family, you brought happiness and joy to your dog made her/his life great with you and these things are going to happen, stay strong brother .

Thanks, I'm doing the best that I can. I've lost several dogs (and cats) through the years, but this one is especially tough. It's going to be a long time before I stop mourning him. But I sure appreciate your words!

Back to the funnies

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alert alert there is a deranged grey haired guy going the wrong way on I95 , Joe Biden said they are wrong ,I have seen a hundred already.

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An old guy wanders into an ice cream store. Walks up to the counter and the girl asks" would you like one or two scoops?" The old man says"wait, let me get this note card out. It will tell me if Im able to take your questions."