Just tightens up the sphincter and nads a little.

Wrap a tube around yer torso filled w/the liquid(plugged of course) before puttin' yer clothes on for the fishing trip...w/one end, ending up at the point at issue...have a snap-on attachment for the pump end of the tube...it'll be body temp on application which will beat hell outta that cold shot...:party:

I keep a garden pump spray bottle on the boat filled with fresh water to wash the boys down with after we come off the beach.......I have used it to spray "mud" off of my youngest Henry. This is legit!!!!:butt:

Thank you FWB! Someone understands!

Alright Stink, I expect to part of the research and development team.
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Im Down with that ....just dont pics of it in use ...

I keep a "SDC" in my boat.

"Short Dick Cup" so those guys don't piss on the side of my boat!!:bat:

:clap:SDC. If the gunnels were a pencil thin, I'd be in trouble.


Fishin with a fat man.

400 lb fisherman named Norm goes to take a leak off the front of my flats boat. He was having a hard time getting his balance while trying to get his pants down.

I asked "When is the last time you saw your penis?"

He said he couldn't remember.

I said "Ever thought about diet?"

He turns to me with dick in hand and asks "Dye it? Why what color is it now?"

Case in point, some things are better left unsaid and unseen..