How to acheive inner peace.....

[Stinky_Hooker]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

[Blue_Runner]

That Dr. Phil is a smart guy ;D

[Franco]

TO QUOTE DR.PHIL " HOWZAT WORKIN FORYA "

[chumbucket]

I like your solution to the problem. I just find it disturbing that you would even watch Dr. Phil. :o :-X

Just kidding brother. ;D

[Blue_Runner]

Oooooooo, dat was low CB! But I liked it ;)

[reelapeelin]

I finished a DUMP that I started this morning...does that count?... :o...brought total "inner peace" to my ying & yang...Karma elevated to new heights...for as Great Masta say, "Inner peace always elusive w/out good dump!"... ::)...

[macojoe]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D