Skools Out
12-04-2005, 05:43 PM
Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2004 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407 in taxes. Please note the attached article
from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is
paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600
for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and
six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total
remitted to $3429. Please apply the overpayment of
$22 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on
my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA
Today
detailing how HUD pays $22 each for 1.5" Phillips
Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,
and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
Enclosed is my 2004 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407 in taxes. Please note the attached article
from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is
paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600
for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and
six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total
remitted to $3429. Please apply the overpayment of
$22 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on
my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA
Today
detailing how HUD pays $22 each for 1.5" Phillips
Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,
and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer