Mac_Attack
02-08-2006, 10:38 PM
At Union High's 25th reunion four old friends met for the first time in years. *Over a few drinks, their reminiscing turned to careers.
John broke the ice with "I haven't done too bad, I have ten car dealerships and I manage the largest one."
Rich followed with " I'm in banking and I own 10 banks, the largest of which I manage."
Ted stated he owned 10 fast food restuarants, two of which he managed.
Joe who had been drinking more than talking slurred in with " I can stand 13 canaries wing tip to wing tip on my erect manhood."
The three of them shrugged Joe's statement *off, *it was the booze talking.
After dinner and a night of dancing, the four met again at the bar. *Yes Joe was still standing!
During the conversation John came clean " Guys, I don't really own 10 car dealerships. *I only work at one.
Rich seeing that this was the time he should tell the truth told his friends that he was only a teller at a bank.
Ted not wanting to be the only one not coming clean stated that he only managed a resturant.
All three looked at Joe expecting him to tell the truth also. *Joe said "alright alright, that 13th canary could only get one leg on the perch!
Bill Mc *;D
John broke the ice with "I haven't done too bad, I have ten car dealerships and I manage the largest one."
Rich followed with " I'm in banking and I own 10 banks, the largest of which I manage."
Ted stated he owned 10 fast food restuarants, two of which he managed.
Joe who had been drinking more than talking slurred in with " I can stand 13 canaries wing tip to wing tip on my erect manhood."
The three of them shrugged Joe's statement *off, *it was the booze talking.
After dinner and a night of dancing, the four met again at the bar. *Yes Joe was still standing!
During the conversation John came clean " Guys, I don't really own 10 car dealerships. *I only work at one.
Rich seeing that this was the time he should tell the truth told his friends that he was only a teller at a bank.
Ted not wanting to be the only one not coming clean stated that he only managed a resturant.
All three looked at Joe expecting him to tell the truth also. *Joe said "alright alright, that 13th canary could only get one leg on the perch!
Bill Mc *;D