reelapeelin
05-23-2007, 12:45 PM
The wisdom of Larry the Cable guy
1.A day without sunshine ....... is like night.
2. On the other hand........ you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics ....... are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers ..... give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know ...........are below average.
6. He who laughs last.......... thinks slowest.
7. Depression
is merely ..............anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm......... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria.......... They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is ..............usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable.............. except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares............ try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you
believe in psycho-kinesis? ........ Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed .................of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way.............. you're in the wrong lane
16. Hard work pays off
in the future...........Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be .............. without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar................ but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death............ twice.
20. Why do psychics .......... have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering......... What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the
world didn't . suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.............. That's why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.
1.A day without sunshine ....... is like night.
2. On the other hand........ you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics ....... are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers ..... give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know ...........are below average.
6. He who laughs last.......... thinks slowest.
7. Depression
is merely ..............anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm......... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria.......... They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is ..............usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable.............. except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares............ try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you
believe in psycho-kinesis? ........ Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed .................of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way.............. you're in the wrong lane
16. Hard work pays off
in the future...........Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be .............. without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar................ but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death............ twice.
20. Why do psychics .......... have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering......... What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the
world didn't . suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.............. That's why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.