need some help

[racerx]

look guys, my ol' lady keeps *****in about the grass round here. it aint that i cant cut it. i just dont want to. i talked to a maintenence company and they said it will cost 90 bucks a week to have it cut. thats just ridiculous. aint no way in hell i gonna pay that. now 10 bucks a week aint crap. so..., i was thinkin, if 9 of you guys were to send me 10 bucks a week i wouldn't have to cut my grass ever again. i meen realy, whats ten bucks a week? i tell ya'll what, if just 8 of ya'll will send me ten bucks a week, i'll go ahead and pitch in 10 bucks myself, just to show ya'll what a nice guy i am! watcha say guys, can ya help a brother out?


P.S. remember guys, i only have 1 leg and 1 arm!

[Blu_Lunch]

Sure.....I don't wan't to shovel the snow , Listen guys just double it up, so we can both take it easy....

[chumbucket]

What I like to do is to drop the deck on the mower to it's lowest setting. Cut everything down to about 1/2" then when the heat of the summer sets in, everything turns a nice shade of brown. Then alls ya gots to do is don't clip those toenails for the summer. Then when you go for a walk around the yard, let the toenails clip the brittle brown leafs that do attempt to sprout. ::)









Oh, shhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't tell Mrs chumbucket. She just thinks it's a regular summer occurance of nature. Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[macojoe]

what he said!! Brown is nice!!

[chumbucket]

"What can brown do for you?"






Free up time for fishing............. ;D 8)

[racerx]

went out at 6:30 thismorning. was sweating b4 i even got to the shed. by the time i got the mower out i was drenched. my mower stays on its lowest setting. this drought rite now is so bad that guys are catching sharks 8 miles inland on the jordan river. and this **** just keeps growing. i just finished the cut. had to move the boat cause its growing under there. this aint normal. i got freakin super grass. and i cant even smoke it! we're only talkin 10 bucks here, watcha say.......?

.....oh well, ya dribble, ya shoot, and ya hope for the best!

[rodmaker]

tear up the turf, paint the ground green when the
ground appears brown again you just grab your spray can and touch it up.it is a lot less work.

[msbhammer]

I was towed in today :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[charlie_the_tuna]

90 bucks a week to cut your grass?!?
how the hell big is your property dude?

[bigshrimpin]

Find a neighborhood kid . . . I used to cut my neighbors lawns . . . started when I was 10. (3 houses over an acre each) I got paid almost nothin, but I thought I was rich back then.

[TheTinMan]

Get a few goats. ;)

[Airslot]

Tell the ole lady that as long as dinner's done on time you don't care when she mows that danged grass. ;D

[TheTinMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Mnutz/rex.jpg


Hey Racerx, looks like you came to the wrong place for sympathy ;D.....you can find that between sh1t and syphillis in the dictionary! J/K ;)

[reelapeelin]

Tin...I am LMFAOFF!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[parishht]

I told the wife that HGTV says to never cut grass during a drought, no matter how high it gets.
I told her it was on a show about three years ago.
You know everything HGTV says is gospel. ;D

[captbent]

FIND A KID TELL HIM YOU TAKE HIM FISHING IF HE CUTS YOUR GRASS AND MAYBE YOU COULD GET HIM TO WASH YOUR CAR AND BOAT TOO, THATS WHAT SOME OL TIMER BILL DID WHEN I WAS A KID COME TO THINK OF IT I DID A LOT OF WORK FOR A FEW TIMES FISHING HE WAS A SMART MAN

[racerx]

i got about an acre and a half cleared tuna. and frankly guys, i am a little scared of kids these days. thats why i'm carrying that gun in that pic tin posted. i like airslot's idea but, i also like sex.
i just dont get it. people will donate hundreds of millions to the red cross so they can ride around in brand new hummers and deliver hot plate lunches to the rich nieghborhoods while the rest of us suffer without even ice and water.but when ya'll see a chance to truly help out a person who is obviosly...well, we'll leave that one alone. anyway, WHERE'S THE LOVE?