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Road King Cole
12-03-2012, 03:28 PM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And so the Christmas season begins.....

willy
12-03-2012, 05:54 PM
Bring in the Carols

lumberslinger178
12-03-2012, 07:08 PM
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

garagenc
12-03-2012, 07:40 PM
MR. Krinkle wont have anything to worry about. :haha:

macojoe
12-04-2012, 05:40 AM
:clap:

reelapeelin
12-04-2012, 07:53 AM
Bring in the Carols

OK...here's Carol...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/reelapeelin/Superfatfemalesmoker.jpg

:sex:She's HOT for ya, Willy...

ssiredfish
12-04-2012, 08:13 AM
....and then you ruined it...

RidgeRunner
12-04-2012, 08:20 AM
If you suspect your girlfriend has a Y Chromosome, you might be a redneck..

Road King Cole
12-04-2012, 08:46 AM
....and then you ruined it...

I'll say...

If reel wasn't normally such a nice likable guy(besides an up and coming freak'n movie star!!!!), I would have motioned for banishment.

rkc

jasoncooperpcola
12-04-2012, 11:36 PM
I'll say...

If reel wasn't normally such a nice likable guy(besides an up and coming freak'n movie star!!!!), I would have motioned for banishment.

rkc

i second that motion. :haha: ..