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Stinky_Hooker
02-07-2012, 02:41 PM
Theres comes a time every decade or so that something is born. Something like nothing before. Something that will revolutionize the way men and women with severe IBS spend their time outdoors! Brothers and sisters..that time is now.


Ever wish you hadnt had that mexican the night before climbing a tree or jumping onboard the boat for a day of fishing? Ever wish you had remembered your pepto or Immodium? Ever just wish in the middle of a day of fishing or chasing critters in the woods you could just feel "fresh" again and rinse away that severe case of swamp azz?



May I introduce you to my latest creation that shall accompany me in the woods and waterways from here on out. My new best friend:



"The Porta Pooper Portable Bidet"

"Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for the ladies"




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/bbingsuperman/IMAG0379.jpg

Ingredients:
-One qt garden sprayer
-Some heated and bent tubing
-An overwhelming desire to be clean
*All rights reserved, patent pending*


Place your orders now!


:beer:

RWilson2526
02-07-2012, 02:57 PM
Can't say that one of those wouldnt be handy every once in a while!....but there is still something really wrong with you.:you:

THEFERMANATOR
02-07-2012, 02:59 PM
You know Stink, you just aint right man. I was expecting to here about a redneck vascectomy or something.

Stinky_Hooker
02-07-2012, 03:08 PM
Isnt this much better?

I also think I should make a holster for the side to hold this:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/NedL/anti-monkey-butt.jpg


:love:

Destroyer
02-07-2012, 03:24 PM
:oh: Some topics are just better left untouched.........

tsubaki
02-07-2012, 03:44 PM
I's gots to remember that thing Stink. Great idea!!:clap:

The water bottle with a hole in the cap just ain't been real reliable. That'll do the trick!

Any easy ideas for warming the bidet fluid short of the propane stove?

reelapeelin
02-07-2012, 03:47 PM
And there I was thinkin a spray bottle to rinse the pee off a gunwale called "Piss-OFF!!" was too racy...:sun:

smokeonthewater
02-07-2012, 03:50 PM
Uhhhhhh...................... ok

Road King Cole
02-07-2012, 03:52 PM
:oh:just reading this thread changed my life a little bit..:laugh:

rkc

Stinky_Hooker
02-07-2012, 04:21 PM
Ill take a cold shot in the bunghole over a dirty one..no ideas on warmiing. Im good with it.:sun:

tsubaki
02-07-2012, 04:25 PM
Just tightens up the sphincter and nads a little.

reelapeelin
02-07-2012, 06:58 PM
Ill take a cold shot in the bunghole over a dirty one..no ideas on warmiing. Im good with it.:sun:


Wrap a tube around yer torso filled w/the liquid(plugged of course) before puttin' yer clothes on for the fishing trip...w/one end, ending up at the point at issue...have a snap-on attachment for the pump end of the tube...it'll be body temp on application which will beat hell outta that cold shot...:party:

fishingwithblue
02-07-2012, 07:32 PM
I keep a garden pump spray bottle on the boat filled with fresh water to wash the boys down with after we come off the beach.......I have used it to spray "mud" off of my youngest Henry. This is legit!!!!:butt:

Stinky_Hooker
02-07-2012, 07:41 PM
Thank you FWB! Someone understands!

tsubaki
02-11-2012, 05:07 PM
Alright Stink, I expect to part of the research and development team.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/tsubaki3/bidet.jpg

lumberslinger178
02-11-2012, 05:50 PM
Im Down with that ....just dont pics of it in use ...

garagenc
02-11-2012, 09:08 PM
I keep a "SDC" in my boat.

"Short Dick Cup" so those guys don't piss on the side of my boat!!:bat:

RidgeRunner
02-15-2012, 08:22 AM
:clap:SDC. If the gunnels were a pencil thin, I'd be in trouble.


Fishin with a fat man.

400 lb fisherman named Norm goes to take a leak off the front of my flats boat. He was having a hard time getting his balance while trying to get his pants down.

I asked "When is the last time you saw your penis?"

He said he couldn't remember.

I said "Ever thought about diet?"

He turns to me with dick in hand and asks "Dye it? Why what color is it now?"

Case in point, some things are better left unsaid and unseen..