The big game hunter

[THEFERMANATOR]

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to
everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal.
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would
put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first
animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear."
Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a 308 rifle." He was
right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their
car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a
7mm Mag rifle.
He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills
again and again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind,and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had
one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night,
but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I
get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into
bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."