A life lesson

[THEFERMANATOR]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me. "I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in
his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.