Old guys

[CaptJ]

OLD GUYS
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> Old guys...yep thats us......
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> I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
> with a young guy pushing his cart.
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> I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and
> I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
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> The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
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> I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
> like?"
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> The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
> big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
> halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
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> I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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> Most old guys are helpful like that.