Important Poll.

[Skools Out]

that's why he used a cigar on her so Hil could taste it afterwards ;D

[THEFERMANATOR]

Sort of like stinky finger, just lasts longer with a smoky flavor ;D.

[THEFERMANATOR]

I think this joke follows along with the direction this post is goin.

Bill's Secret Box




When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do keep 3 beer cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and finally said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Gennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill replied, "Well whenever the box filled up with cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

[willy]

There ya go another Willie ;D

[bradford]

Originally Posted by Pipe_Dream

If she opened her mouth like that for Bill maybe Monica wouldn't have entered the picture! ;)