JOKE OF THE DAY

[parishht]

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.

Hey HAMMER, did she get your sex swing?

This line should read:

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in HAMMER's sex swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.

[THEFERMANATOR]

What does a 9volt battery and a womans bung hole have in common?



















You know you shouldn't, but you'll LICK it anyway!!

[reelapeelin]

How are doin' oral-sex on a woman like a IRS audit?


















One slip of the tongue and yer in DEEP $HIT :o ...