Changing a light bulb

[Mac_Attack]

Question: How many members of the Bush
Administration are needed to
> change a light bulb?
>
> Answer: TEN.
>
> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be
changed;
>
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who
says the light bulb
> needs to be changed;
>
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the
light bulb;
>
> 4. One to tell the nations of the world that
they are either for
> changing the light bulb or for eternal
darkness;
>
> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract
to Halliburton for a
> new light bulb;
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed
as a janitor and
> standing on a step ladder under the banner
"Bulb Accomplished";
>
> 7. One administration insider to resign and in
detail reveal how Bush
> was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
>
> 8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at
rallies on how George Bush
> has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all
along;
>
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between
> screwing in a light bulb and screwing the
country.
>
> And after all is said and done, no one will
notice that they never
> actually managed to change the light bulb!