Friday funnies! - Page 2

reelapeelin · #1 10-07-2005, 06:59 PM

Home after a stint in the Army, the ex-soldier was tellin' his friend, ''They sent me to jump-school; I told them I wasn't gonna jump outta any airplane...after all the schooling we flew up and everybody else jumped and I told the jump-master I wasn't gonna jump. He grabbed his crotch and said he was gonna stick it straight up my rear-end if I didn't jump!'' Buddy says, "Didja jump?"

"Just a little at first!''

willy · #2 10-07-2005, 07:19 PM

Lord Skool that is freakin unbelievable :o :o :o :o

Skools Out · #3 10-21-2005, 12:55 AM

A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married.
She put a want ad in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must
not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still
be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."

On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring.
Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat
a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked
sardonically "You're not expecting me to consider you,
are you? Just look at you----you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"
She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely.
"Are you still good in bed?" she asked.

The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Skools Out · #4 10-21-2005, 12:59 AM

The Couples 2nd Honeymoon!!!
Honey!
We're here!

You can come out now!

Skools Out · #5 10-22-2005, 12:42 PM

THE *ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: * WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: * It's *Braille for suck here.

Q: *WHY ARE *HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: * Because when they come, *they're wet and wild. *But then they go, they take your house *your car and your boat with them.

Q: *WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN *THE MORNING?
A: * Because they don't have any balls to *scratch

Mac_Attack · #6 10-22-2005, 07:23 PM

http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff

willy · #7 10-23-2005, 12:25 PM

Mac, where or rather how do find crap like that LOL

Mac_Attack · #8 10-23-2005, 08:44 PM

It was sent to me by one of my fellow workers. *Beings Stinky started this post I thought it was fitting. *Bill Mc ;D

reelapeelin · #9 10-23-2005, 09:53 PM

Well Stinkster...ya just got BLAMED for another one... ;) ;D...

Mac_Attack · #10 10-23-2005, 09:58 PM

I wasn't blaming Stinky I like these posts. I just didn't want the air to clear before my post could be heard. Bill Mc ;D