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oldies
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start Anything." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 
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06-15-2012, 07:21 PM
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Momma mole, poppa mole and baby mole were in there hole and Momma mole pops her head out of the hole and says I smell pancakes and syrup. poppa mole squeezes his head up through the hole and says I smell pancakes and syrup too..... baby mole tries to poke his head up through the hole with no avail and says all I smell is mole asses.
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06-16-2012, 11:02 AM
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Exzackery disease
A woman goes to a Chinese sex doctor and tells him, "Doc, I can't get laid to save my life" Doc says, "Hoh, I unnastan probrem. Rill you prease drop pants and turn round." "What?!?!?!" the lady exclaims...... Doc says," Prease drop pants, I am doctor" So the lady drops her pants and turns around...... Doc says," Hoh, I see probrem. You hab Exzackery disease...." the lady replies," Exzackery disease?!?!, What the hell is that?!?!?!" Doc replies, "Your azz rooks exzackery rike your face!!!!"
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime. 85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl" 1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it 2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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03-08-2022, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
What kind of fish hates to be alone ?
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