What to do???

[Stinky_Hooker]

My daughter evidently has caught the heart of some little BOY at school!

He got her an Auburn necklace (good taste) and a BIG freaking Hershey's kiss.


I asked her what he gave all the OTHER little girls. Know what she said? Get ready for this.....here we go....."Oh, just some dumb little cards "

Whats a kiss that big suppose to mean anyways?


I'm too young for this crap and so I she...She is 6 man...SIX!!

I'm not supposed to be dealing with this crap for another 20 or 30 years!!

I need another drink!





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[jasoncooperpcola]

I know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that'll take care of your problem........ for $25000

[tsubaki]

Sorry man, you in for it. She's a real heartbreaker.
Look on the bright side, only 12 or so years left to get ulsers over.
If it helps any, think of what you were doing as a boy with girls.





NO YOU CAN'T LOCK HER IN A CLOSET TILL SHE'S 90!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Originally Posted by tsubaki

If it helps any, think of what you were doing as a boy with girls.

No it doesnt help!!!!

Thanks!!! Im jumping now




AHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

[spareparts]

theres real good country song thats popular right know that talks about" "I'll be here waitng, just cleaning my gun" . I've got two girls, one is allmost 8, the other is 3 1/2. Its a good thing I'm allready on medicince for my stomach

[Stinky_Hooker]

Originally Posted by spareparts

theres real good country song thats popular right know that talks about" "I'll be here waitng, just cleaning my gun" . I've got two girls, one is allmost 8, the other is 3 1/2. Its a good thing I'm allready on medicince for my stomach

CONKUR!!!

I love that song!

[charlie_the_tuna]

alls i can say is. . . . . THANK GOD I HAVE BOYS!!!
hell stinko, you got anther 7-8 years and both them little girls a yours gonna be lookin at all the boys.
just keep yer guns hangin on the livin room wall.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Thanks Tuna...Ill do that.

Maybe you can come down and we will do a Will and martin thing like in Bad Boys...yall see that?

That was awesome!!


Here it is...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRiT3ISEN3M

[macojoe]

I just tell my daughter she better bring them home before she goes out, then I walk around in my under ware all thetime and she is to embarrased to bring anyone home!!

Hell srink just walk around in your thong and carry one of them guns, no one will come to your place eaither!

I just rcently went thur a thing, See my dughter like a certin kind of guy (not going to start a thing here) he wanted to take her out, and she said no, I have to take you to meet my dad first, he said ok I will come by tomorrow, she said you better not!! He said why?? My dad doeasn't like you, he said O ok I understand.
He then said well we can go out and not tell him, she said no way!!he will know, he says how she says I don't know but he always knows?? (Hey Hey)

So she tells me the next day, I said that was mean? you cold have brought him here!! She said really?? I said yea he could help you move your stuff out!

[msbhammer]

Have three girls myself Stink. Nothing ya can do but keep an eye on them, cleanyour guns alot when the boyfriend comes around always worked for me.