The Difference between Grandpa's and Grandma's

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KINDA BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYES......

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort
to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday
morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive
in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy
just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really
didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always
looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily,
his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their
granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see
her grandfather who was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, Pa Pa , it was really boring. We didn't see a single
*******, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ***, liberal pinko
democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dip****, Muslim camel humper
or son of a ***** anywhere we went!"