True story, not a blonde joke.

[tsubaki]

My wife was on the phone with her sister for quite a while this morning. It was apparent my wife had misplaced something and her sister realizing she was preoccupied asked "what's the matter"?
Wife replied "I can't find my damn phone". Her sister asked "well, where did you have it at last"?
Wife replied "oh", sister replied "oh".
I figured I'd go outside and find something to do before it rubbed off on me.
Neither are blonde.