The difference if you marry a canadian girl

[Skools Out]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

The first man married a woman from North Carolina . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees

[garagenc]

Kool Joke

[C YENSEN]

good one!

[THEFERMANATOR]

This also applies to most yankee women as I can attest being married to a Jersey woman.

[Skools Out]

same here ferm with my New "Yankee" opps York or should i say LI Wife lol.

[willy]

Yankee is fine, its a generic title used to describe those hot chics from this area of the country. Though it is a generalization that joke just about sums it up, though I have found that if you have the right attitude from the get go, and you know how to light them up at night they can be handled just fine.
Pretty much the same around the world.