My new Pick-up

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I bought a new Pick-up
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> And returned to the dealer yesterday > Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
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> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
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> 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
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> The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
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> 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
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> Came from the speakers.
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> Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
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> ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

> I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
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> Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
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> I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
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> 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
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> Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
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> And nearly creamed my new truck,
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> But I swerved in time to avoid him.
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> I yelled, '*** Hole!'
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> Immediately the radio responded with,
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> "Ladies and gentlemen,
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> The President of The United States
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> Damn I love this truck...