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What about a zip line from the cuddy to the hot tub?
Attach the zip line to the top of the stripper pole to the front of the bow rail. What about in the summer time? We can't have our v20 sponsored strippers to hot. Might we think about installing some kind of a/c unit?
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Install meat grinder on rear gunnel, if strippers get the fishy smell or give you any crap about no sex in the champagne room, chum them up and fish.

I would go for an open bon-fire type pit in the center of the cockpit over the gas tank. Surround it with natural indigenous rock from your local area.
Oysters anyone?
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Install meat grinder on rear gunnel, if strippers get the fishy smell or give you any crap about no sex in the champagne room, chum them up and fish.

I would go for an open bon-fire type pit in the center of the cockpit over the gas tank. Surround it with natural indigenous rock from your local area.
Oysters anyone?
Mmmmm...and don't forget the corn on the cob.. Both for eating and for bait for the flounder. I figure that 10-15 bushels should do it nicely...Oh, and fresh butter and salt also.
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Kracker, don't think your ideas have not been heard. Your brilliant imagination has been noted. The A/C unit is not something I'd thought of.....yet.

BarnegetV - true on the friction. I'm already thinking I'll need to plumb a de-humidifier in the VIP lounge to keep a check on the mold.

Bradford - I hear what you are saying but I think it is a little excessive considering the human nose can adjust to any smell within 10 seconds. Plus that is what the baby powder is for. Also I thouroughly vet my strippers before boarding. I have a questionairre consisting of 25 questions designed to weed out just such a stripper that might even consider any sort of resistence.

Now guys, I think it is the appropriate time to think of a new name for my vessle. Here's some thoughts I'm batting around in my head. I'm open for suggestions.

Pink Girl
Stripteaser
P*ssy Riot
Wet Dream
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Got me thinking....Pink Snapper
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You might want to replumb the VRO tank to dispense baby oil to keep the friction under control and help cover up the fishy smell.

Name ideas:

Wet Spot
Wellcrotch V20
Deep Vee Throat
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rolmao! Those are goooooood.
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Call her the "motor boat".
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How about Fishing with Blue?
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