need some help

[chumbucket]

What I like to do is to drop the deck on the mower to it's lowest setting. Cut everything down to about 1/2" then when the heat of the summer sets in, everything turns a nice shade of brown. Then alls ya gots to do is don't clip those toenails for the summer. Then when you go for a walk around the yard, let the toenails clip the brittle brown leafs that do attempt to sprout. ::)









Oh, shhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't tell Mrs chumbucket. She just thinks it's a regular summer occurance of nature. Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!