Two bildge pumps

i can swim dude, its just that i only have one leg and one arm. so i just swim around in circles like a freakin idiot. in the special olympics i tryed for the swim team but, i kept swimming into the next lane. afterr the race i had to beat two retarted kids with my prosthetic arm. then the cops came and the dumb buttt tryed to hand cuff me, moron. i woulda kicked him in the nuts and ran away but, ya know....



naahhh dude, i swim fine. look, just dont believe anything i say. i am full of it 90 percent of the time!