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Joke of the day, Jokes go here, be Nice collection
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist". That's when the proctologist fainted
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05-10-2006, 12:22 PM
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LOL, MJ...
Difference between a proctologist and a sales manager...proctologist only deals w/ ONE a$$hole at a time...
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05-16-2006, 10:40 PM
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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken ! at my last jobb.  Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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05-16-2006, 11:39 PM
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Normaly I have always thought my hands were big enough, but sweet Lord I wish they were bigger now :o
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05-17-2006, 01:20 AM
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Re: Joke of the day, Jokes go here, be Nice collec
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart assed student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for his report. Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullsh_t artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her ***elry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Bill doesn't remember Jack sh_t. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... hell lets not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary.... basically the same thing
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05-18-2006, 11:33 AM
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Re: Joke of the day, Jokes go here, be Nice collec
A blonde's geometry test answer:
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