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[Stinky_Hooker]

Oh thanks God!! Willy is back!!!!!!



I dont remember what happened, but it went something like this:

I read the thread on Monday and found out Willy was gone. I didnt feel so well right after and got in my truck to head home from work. I stopped by a bar (keep in mind I dont go to bars or even drink!) on the way and asked for a "hot tottie". (I dont even know what that is BTW) I drank it and blacked out.

A couple days go by.........




I was violently shaken by a police officer this morning. I sat up and noticed I had a horrible hangover (whatever that is) and then I looked around. I was underneath some pine straw on the side of the road. No truck, just me....(still dont know where my truck is). I was nude except for a pair of pink thongs. Evidently I had drawn all over my body with red lipstick. It spelled out 02VTFARCLLEW over and over again...whatever that means. I also had an empty bottle of tequilla in my hand and the officer said I was mumbling "willy...willy...hold me" as I was awakened. :o


Boy what a bad few days this has been...welcome back Willy!!! 8)

can I get a few dollars for an attorney? :(