Friday funnies!

[Skools Out]

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Joe decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Joe, and in four days she became his stepmother. Men will never learn.