Immigration

[parishht]

The only thing I wish is that people coming to this country
would learn some manors along with English.

I was in Wally World the other day minding my own busines
when I come upon a Spanish family.
I want to get by, but they take up the complete aisle
so I say excuse me I need to get through.
No reply, so I edge my way through and go around the corner.
I realize I forgot soemthing in that aisle and I have to return.
I come around the corner and come face to face with the
grandmother who is calling me "gordo",
I am a little portly, well big, but I also know enough spanish to understand.
I gave her the dirtiest look you could imagine.
She did th preverbial hand on mouth and quickly ran away.
I gues she didn't realize that us fat Americans are always
learning new things including languages, cause we know we have to keep up to protect ourselves.